I’m gonna type this quickly before hubby gets home from walking the dog… So I’m in bed with my husband and he is kissing my booty and the rubbing on it because I know he wants sex tonight… but while he’s doing that he asked me… ” is it mine?” I say uh huh and he asks “it’s not for sale?” So then I get serious “why would it be for sale?” And he continues to kiss it and I’m pissed off that he would ask such a bullshit question…. how dare he?!! 

So he says “I’ll get out your face.” I mean I’m here tearing up right now… I know he don’t trust me but shit…. smh wtf